
@samuel_bishop brought me some pizza & M&MS while I’m at work because he’s THE GREATEST FRIEND EVER.
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
Um…
Or Elle Woods!
thenightbeforethemorningafter:
Albert Rios holds a beer as he floats into the intersection of Castleridge Dr. and Crestfield Street in the Westwood Village neighborhood off Military Dr. West on Saturday, May 25, 2013. Photo: Lisa Krantz, San Antonio Express-News
Read more: http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Mayor-urging-San-Antonians-to-stay-off-the-roads-4548362.php#ixzz2UKjmbD5klemons to lemonade.
GO SPURS GO!
I can’t even.
Not helping how much I miss this lovely city
Oh, hi there childhood. We meet again.
I loved this show.

When I wake up yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who goes along with youIf I get drunk yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s havering to youBut I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
I don’t know about you but I’m actually 22 and wish I was asleep right now. It’s 1030 on a Friday.


Instant Crush - Daft Punk ft. Julian Casablancas
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
Don Jon by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
This looks so hilarious and good. I normally stay far away from anything with Scarlet in it, but this is going to be great.

Did you guys know Armie Hammer was in Arrested Development? he’s the guy who calls George-Michael ‘Star Dork’
Amber, I feel this would be important to you
I’VE TOUCHED HIM
I talked to him…? and ate his wife’s cupcakes! (not a euphemism)
going to watch Bachelorette becuse Jen is blogging about it
BECAUSE IT’S AMAZING.

I am still not over this movie, and this scene in particular. I thought it would be a laughable film in the vein of The Hangover and Bridesmaids, but somehow, beneath the surplus of cursing, the egregious actions of so called “friends”, and the impossibly long nights that can only happen in films, this movie had heart.
Angry, bitter, broken, hurting, hearts. I half hated half loved almost all of the characters, but then I realized I disliked them because I knew and know people just like them. This film was touching and poignant. Please watch it. It’s on Netflix.
For fans of Bridesmaids, Garden State, Safety Not Guaranteed, (500) Days of Summer, and raw heartwrenching gut punching laughing emotional roller coasters.