January 2011
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I like to wear my backpack around the house even...
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December 2010
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Tonight on my drive home I listened to all 40 Kings of Leon songs that I have on my iPod. It was pretty much like the greatest KOL concert ever.
I do the most amazing Caleb Followill impersonation ever. I’m the best at Aha Shake Heartbreak.
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“I’ll be the one to show you the way
You’ll be the one to always...”
– The Bucket, Kings of Leon
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“Look like a fat booty Celine Dion
Sex is on fire, I’m the King of Leon-a...”
– Kanye West, my favorite verse from Dark Fantasy
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23 Movies That Make You Want To Travel →
An article from my favorite blog, Brave New Traveler.
“An when dey saw it wuz baybee an not brrito, they told evrywun he wuz kewl, An...”
– Luke 2:17-18, Lolcat bible!
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My brother got a programmable robot thingy from...
Anyway, I hope everyone has a great day today. I’ve already gotten all of my gifts, we do our gift exchange on Christmas eve, so today I just lay around the house then eventually go to a movie with my family. It’s great.
So, I hope you get what you wanted, and if you didn’t, I’m truly very sorry! But just remember that’s not what the holiday is about.
Have a...
“You took my mood ring, and I don’t know how I feel about that!”
– Tracy Jordan, my favorite one-liner ever!
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Joey is an idiot in the projects.
Lady at eye doctor: Whats a good number?
Joslyn: 11
Lady: No....ummm....I meant a good phone number to reach you at.
Joslyn: lolwut.
Home home home home home!
Happy holidays everyone, I hope you all have a merry Christmas!! I think I’m going to try to stay social network free as much as possible over the break. I’m gonna spend lots of time with mi familia.
¡Muchos amor de Tejas, mi amigos!!
"In dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our...
I have weird dreams. Last night I dreamed I was taking the boy I like to church with my family, we were getting along great, everything was working out so well. He was adorable holding my baby cousin, then I look over and it is no longer my crush, but a guy who I’ve know for a very long time who recently got married. In my dream though I just went along with it, it wasn’t until I woke...
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theartbenavides:
The Best Albums of 2010: #6
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“Excitement has blown my brains all over the web!”
– Noah’s emotion after finding out that an Arrested Development movie is in the works. I hope this is how everyone is feeling.
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Vinny, The Jersey Circus
Kanye, in the New Kanyorker.
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Welp, I've got some hard decisions to be making.
First I found out Zac Efron is breaking up with Vanessa, and I was really happy, because that meant I could move forward with my plan to marry him but then….
Ryan Reynolds has to go and separate from Scarlett, hurling me into one of the hardest decisions of my life.
Do I go for Ryan or Zac? Zac is closer my age, and have you heard him sing/seen him in Hairspray?!…but I mean, come...
“Can you believe her? They’ve only been married for three months and...”
– Debra Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
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A rap I wrote on the bus-
“People using their HTC’s
Can’t get enough of that THC
Catch the game on your new TV
But never ever get down on one knee
She’s dropping you off at the station
You don’t love her, shes only your new hun
You take her out, show her some good fun
In two weeks, break her heart, tell her she ain’t the one”
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My Day Tomorrow: My last final!
Wake up at 6:30 so I can get to the Student center by 8 AM:
Try to remember anything that early in the morning:
Pray that I do okay:
Finally finish that sucka and walk out da room:
Go back to my apartment and do a happy end of semester dance:
Then go back to sleep and dream of Conan:
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Genius Playlist for Sparks by Coldplay
Probably one of the best playlists of all time, and I didn’t even make it. Thank you Apple for creating Genius so I can be lazy and enjoy 25 great songs.
Sparks - Coldplay
Where is my Mind? - The Pixies
Keep the Car Running - Arcade Fire
No Surprises - Radiohead
You Only Live Once - The Strokes
Don’t Look Back in Anger - Oasis
Karma Police - Radiohead
Do You Realize?? - The...
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Calla Lilies ♥
whatisfresh:
Listening to Ryan Adams Gold while studying. I...
I used to think Tulips were my favorite flower,...