She Saw Not: Her Heart was Otherwhere: Archive

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Burt: Everybody knows girls love black eyes. 
Jimmy: But how does that help us, we're white?
Burt: No, I said black eyes...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I usually hate eggs,

But recently I’ve been eating them all the time. Boiled, fried, deviled, etc. Logical explanation: I am pregnant with a vampire child.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Me: Thanks, dawg.

Mom: You're welcome, cat.

Dec 30th

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Chris O’Dowd is engaged now :(

Dec 29th

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I’m going camping today for my birthday, I plan on bringing the Hobbit so my friends and I can sit around the campfire and read it like a storybook.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

barbryallen replied to your photo: I’m in love with my new watch. Thats one of the ones I asked for! amberguessa replied to your photo: I’m in love with my new watch. Fuck yeah new watches! (also fuck yeah chipped nail polish, because I’m rocking that right now, too) Barbyallen: I got it for sale at Walmart for $10! I love it. Amberguessa: You inspired me to paint my nails, posting picture...

Dec 27th